xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

happyllamacrazyllama:

avengeallthehiddlestoners:

navybud:

spanex:

askcaptineyebrows:

bemyherotonight:

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you

I mean it’s RIGHT THERE.

I SEES IT.

i saw it

It hurts.

its so common and it kills me when people do it

This bothers me. A lot.

malariamonsters:

penroseparticle:

I always appreciate these photosets- they’re like, idk, Now That’s What I Call Tumblr or something

WE AREN’T ALLOWED TO SHARE PERSONAL THINGS IN CLASS ANYMORE

upperstories:

sketchinetch:

thesirenofhats:

iwfr-nc-gifs:

From The Nostalgia Critic: The Cat In The Hat review

Also, thanks to this post for typing out the dialogue, I used it and it saved me a lot of time.<3

-stands up-

-slowly claps-

This speech needs to be shown to every film maker in charge of making these crummy remakes the 21st century has become known for!

s-sob

fuckingrecipes:

thecakebar:

Sourdough Danish Pastries Tutorial Sets {You must click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}

IF YOU WANT TO BE A SUPER-FANCY ASSHOLE WITH YOUR BAKED GOODS

I don’t appreciate being lied to and told I have a choice when it’s painfully obvious I don’t and never did